Playing the Odds, or The Art of Being NICE
    Need  access to a family-practice physician, and want to move to tiny  Norwood, Ontario?  Don’t expect to see a family physician unless you  feel lucky, because Norwood has instituted a lottery  to pick who will get to see the town’s only doctor.  Winners are chosen  each month by the town counsel, which  provides off-the-book incentives  to the only physician willing to stay and take on 4 new patients a  month.  Losers lose out.  Welcome to Canadian health care in an  otherwise lovely small town.  Government market distortions forced the  town to apply this peculiar form of rationing, and demonstrates how  socialized medicine does not reward winners as much as it chooses  losers.
     The United Kingdom’s program for early detection of  cancer is like playing Russian roulette with your doctor; 3 out of 4  “win”, and are diagnosed correctly, but 25% of people with cancer are  sent home with a pain pill.  Those who accept their first diagnoses  become unhappy statistics of a lower cure rate.  If you play the U.K.  lottery system of health care, your chance of dying from breast cancer  is 88% higher in the U.K. than the U.S..  Not surprising, when the doctors miss it 25% of the time.
     The creators of the National Institute for Health and Clinical  Excellence have always seen this as a marketing problem, hence the  syrupy acronym NICE to describe a tough system that routinely denies  care.  Nobody flies to the U.K. for their wonderful dentistry,  clean  hospitals, and 27% death rate  from cancer out of all deaths, but if you’re stuck living there you  don’t have a choice, so they may as well sell you on a slick concept.
      According to marketing professionals, contests with high odds of  winning are counter productive because too many  customers feel like  losers; nobody likes to scratch off 100 tickets with “Sorry! Try Again!”  written on them. The trick is to find the sweet spot where people  perceive their chances are good enough to take the trouble to scratch,  and not feel too disappointed when they lose.  If you have a 1 out of 4  chance of getting a small prize like a free cola or 15% off your next  purchase, you actually look forward to the game ticket, but if it’s your  health at stake, the “Sorry! Try Again!” card can really make you mad,  especially when you’re forced to play over and over.      Most patients  prefer the 99.9% win rate in health care, but up till now, patients were  probably not aware of the small print usually found at the bottom of  the game piece which states how much time you can expect to lose playing  the game without reward.
    This all brings to mind, “The Lottery”  by Shirley Jackson; a short story about a small town that chooses a  single loser each year in order to sacrifice him/her to ensure a good  crops.  The chances of dying in this lottery is one in 300, and, oddly  enough, it’s death by stoning.  Sort of a Shariah style death panel.
      Except for the kindly acronyms, what's the difference between various  capricious lottery systems that end up killing people for lack of care,  and holding a yearly contest to decide who to stone to death?
February 17, 2011
Thoughts from CPAC:
The astonishing Ayann Hirsi Ali was selling signed copies of her books to support her cause, the AHA Foundation,  which aims to protect the rights of western women against the onslaught  of militant Islamism.  Serene and ethereal, all rustling, coughing and  whispered conversation ceased abruptly whenever Ali spoke. 
Panels  on pop culture and the war on conservative values-I was amazed at how  many wanna-be conservative filmmakers kept asking about conservative  opportunities in the film industry-as if you could go to Hollywood and  join the “Conservative Movie Guild” to get your heavy handed  conservative films made.  The panelists seemed to have a hard time  convincing some folks of the value of just being a good storyteller.   Once you have a reputation, you can make films that reflect  conservatism. 
Andrew Brietbart.  Hero of the revolution in  thinking about the left.  My husband says the difference between Ann  Coulter and Andrew Brietbart is that Ann has very funny, clever lines.   Andrew, who is also very smart, is just plain funny.  His rambling  narrative, perfectly timed for laughs, describes his method for turning  the left’s tools on itself.  He encourages everyone to buy a camera, and  ask questions.  (Note to Andrew: I saw you like, 5 times in the lobby,  but I was not stalking you)
Libertarian presence.  Of course Ron  Paul won; a huge proportion of the straw poll was libertarian.  Mostly a  bunch of fired up young men, libertarian audiences at Ron and Rand Paul  speeches were by far the most raucous, screaming “End the Fed!” over  and over.  In addition I found libertarians are totally convinced of  their political ascendancy.  Christopher Malagisi has a excellent article on this.
Mark  Steyn’s non-presence. Sigh.  Basically all the women, and most of the  men at CPAC would have loved to have heard him speak.  No one knows why  he hasn’t been there in a while, (Is it because of Marriott’s ban of SteynOnline?)  but most agreed he would have been a bang-up keynoter.  Two women in  particular said that they were "extremely saddened" by his absence.   Maybe next year?
GoProud.   A non-issue for me, especially since Ann Coulter claims to have gotten  them to drop the gay marriage issue from their plank.  To me, nothing  could be more stupid than to throw away a coalition that’s with us on  90% of the issues.  Conservatives need groups that have splintered away  from the left.
Overall, a great conference with terrific  speeches, spiced up with a pinch of controversy to keep things  interesting.  Some of my friends didn’t attend because of a perception  that CPAC is drifting away from it’s conservative roots.  I saw it as an  opportunity to sharpen skills in something more than an echo chamber.   Check it all out online.
Update: Smart  funnyguy, and MC, Steven Crowder posed with me for a photograph; he is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, and my teenage daughter nearly died of jealousy. 
Update #2:  Giddy with joy, I've just noticed that Mark Steyn has posted my tweet on his "Reader of the Day" feature. 
Thank you, Mark!
February 1, 2011
Snowpocalypse
It’s  been a long time since Lansing*, Michigan has had a really big  snowstorm.  Most local folks under the age of 25  have never experienced  an authentic blizzard; the kind that drops more than a foot of snow and  blows drifts that bury automobiles, mailboxes, and even buildings.  Tonight we may be visited by a “beast” of a storm that is roaring across  the Midwest, has  dumped 21” in Tulsa, and is sucking up moisture over  the big lake before clobbering us.
Predictions for mid Michigan  range from 10” to 18” over the next 24 hours, with lots and lots of  drifting.  For those of us growing up in the sixties, it marks a return  to winter’s business as usual, and the thought of how I forgot to get  the primer button fixed on the snow blower is foremost on my mind.   Fortunately, I planned waaaay ahead, and am now in possession of two  hulking teenage boys who understand the connection between helping Mom,  and using the new PS3.
These guys grew up during a mini Global  Warming Period, with mild winters and falling lake levels, long summers,  and Al Gore.  I’ve been regaling them with stories from the great  blizzard of 1967, when the snow paralyzed everything, and we had a week  long vacation from school.  A full two feet feet fell, and remains the  record.  However, today’s newspaper states the snowfall during the 1967  blast was 15.4”.  That number appears to have been picked from an early  report during the blizzard.  It’s curious that current researchers chose  an understatement of the snow depth.  I do wonder why.  http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20110201/LANSING01/302010012
From the internet version of the Lansing State Journal:
Record snowfalls in Lansing
15.4 inches, Jan. 26, 1967
•  15.1 inches, Jan. 26, 1978
• 14.5 inches, Dec. 11, 2000
• 13.9  inches, March 17, 1973
• 12.6 inches, Jan. 22, 2005
• 10.3 inches,  Jan. 13, 1979
• 10.2 inches, April 1, 1970
• 9.9 inches, April 2,  1975
• 8.9 inches, Dec. 11, 1970
• 8.8 inches, Jan. 13, 1976
Not to be dramatic, but didn't this kind of data massaging bring on Climategate?
Since  weather forecasters are predicting as much as 18”, it seems as if the  reporter hopes we  achieve  a new record tonight.  Of course, news sells  papers, but this kind of news also sells bad ideas, and I’ve lost count  of how many references I’ve heard today of Global Climate Change, and  how this “massive storm” is directly related to it.
My husband,  who continues to surprise me, announced that he had kept the newspaper  clippings from the snowstorm of 1967, and triumphantly retrieved them  tonight.  I was aware of his collection of the moon landing, and the  assassination of JFK, but now I actually appreciate his peculiar  obsession.  
Pictured at right, a street scene shows cars nearly buried in snow.
Note  the headline of the Apollo disaster.  A few days later, another stated  that because of that horrible fire, NASA's moon shot program was  endangered.
                                         Pictured below is one of many collapsed roofs.
Of  course, in 1967 we weren't yet worried about Global Warming, because it  didn't yet exist.  The backwards notion of the day was that the world  was doomed to repeat a long overdue ice-age; with increasingly  vicious  snow storms, shorter summers, and much colder weather, which culminated  in the winter of 1976-77.  In the whole month of January 1977, the  thermometer never once topped 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
Now, we know  better; the current colder temperatures, heavier snowfall, and general  change in the weather from day to day is caused by Global Warming, or  rather the more fashionable term, Global Climate Change.  Indeed, no  matter what happens in the swirling dark tonight, the same people who  accuse Rush Limbaugh. Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin of scare-mongering,  will hurry to press in the morning with the latest bleak predictions of  doom.
*My original essay omitted the word Lansing,  which is where I grew up.  Several folks wrote angry letters claiming I  knew nothing about the State of Michigan, since it's common for lake  effect snow to be measured in feet; the Upper Peninsula basically gets  completely buried every year, and digs tunnels to get around. All I can  say is, I'm sorry. The story is about Lansing, the flat, industrialized  capital city whose lucky residents hardly ever experience really bad  weather, but nonetheless is home to a dense population of pampered  liberals who panic at the vicissitudes of daily living.


